“I’m Bearchelor No. 1, and my perfect first date would be to eat a bunch of skunk cabbage and then poop on the road together.”

“I’m Bearchelor No. 1, and my perfect first date would be to eat a bunch of skunk cabbage and then poop on the road together.”

The Happy Clam — Sept. 29, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

The Happy Clam