The Happy Clam

“Hello human. I see you are doing something that requires focus. Let me help by standing underfoot.”

The Happy Clam — Aug. 24, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Aug 24, 2018

 

“This is the last time I’ll explain this to you Dad, I can’t jam the maracas with you when I’m at work.”

The Happy Clam — Aug. 17, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Aug 17, 2018

 

“GAME ON!”

The Happy Clam — Aug. 3, 2018

By Tow Hill cartoonist Marcus Alexander

  • Aug 3, 2018

 

“S’up dude! You can just have this car.”

The Happy Clam — July 13, 2018

By Tow Hill cartoonist Marcus Alexander

  • Jul 13, 2018
“S’up dude! You can just have this car.”
The Happy Clam — July 6, 2018

The Happy Clam — July 6, 2018

By Tow Hill cartoonist Marcus Alexander

  • Jul 6, 2018
The Happy Clam — July 6, 2018
The Happy Clam — June 29, 2018

The Happy Clam — June 29, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jun 29, 2018
The Happy Clam — June 29, 2018
The Happy Clam — June 22, 2018

The Happy Clam — June 22, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jun 22, 2018
The Happy Clam — June 22, 2018
The Happy Clam — June 15, 2018

The Happy Clam — June 15, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jun 14, 2018
The Happy Clam — June 15, 2018
“At first he was moulting, but now I think he’s just hanging out.”

The Happy Clam — June 1, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jun 1, 2018
“At first he was moulting, but now I think he’s just hanging out.”
“No, thank you, I don’t want to jam. I’m fine on my own.”

The Happy Clam — May 25, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • May 27, 2018
“No, thank you, I don’t want to jam. I’m fine on my own.”
Firewoodin’ in the gas crisis.

The Happy Clam — May 11, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • May 13, 2018
Firewoodin’ in the gas crisis.
“You are gonna pass a red buoy, and then five more buoys after that. Hang a left at the third buoy after the second. Drive by some trees and a buoy, then take another left at the tree. When you get to Jen’s boat, make a right…”

The Happy Clam — May 4, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • May 4, 2018
“You are gonna pass a red buoy, and then five more buoys after that. Hang a left at the third buoy after the second. Drive by some trees and a buoy, then take another left at the tree. When you get to Jen’s boat, make a right…”
“Hope it’s okay that I brought my human. If he doesn’t play nice with the other humans I will just put him back in the truck.”

The Happy Clam — April 27, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Apr 27, 2018
“Hope it’s okay that I brought my human. If he doesn’t play nice with the other humans I will just put him back in the truck.”
”E.I., E.I, E.I., E.I, E.I., E.I, E.I., E.I, E.I….”

The Happy Clam — April 20, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Apr 20, 2018
”E.I., E.I, E.I., E.I, E.I., E.I, E.I., E.I, E.I….”
The Happy Clam — April 13, 2018

The Happy Clam — April 13, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Apr 13, 2018
The Happy Clam — April 13, 2018
“Alright team, let’s go over the plan one more time. When the wave goes out we all run towards it, and when the wave comes back up, we all run away from it.”

The Happy Clam — March 30, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Mar 30, 2018
“Alright team, let’s go over the plan one more time. When the wave goes out we all run towards it, and when the wave comes back up, we all run away from it.”
”I heard that her garden yields are so big that she has to Alaska mill them into moveable slabs.”

The Happy Clam — March 23, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Mar 23, 2018
”I heard that her garden yields are so big that she has to Alaska mill them into moveable slabs.”
“We are going to let it decide whether it wants to be raised as a bat or a cat.”

The Happy Clam — March 16, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Mar 16, 2018
“We are going to let it decide whether it wants to be raised as a bat or a cat.”
Realizing the most valued possessions “are not IN the totes, they ARE the totes,” she felt a most supreme joy.

The Happy Clam — March 2, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Mar 5, 2018
Realizing the most valued possessions “are not IN the totes, they ARE the totes,” she felt a most supreme joy.
“Hey BOZO! Get your dang boat out of the puddle in my driveway.”

The Happy Clam — Feb. 16, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Feb 16, 2018
“Hey BOZO! Get your dang boat out of the puddle in my driveway.”