The Happy Clam

The Happy Clam — Feb. 5, 2018

The Happy Clam — Feb. 5, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Feb 9, 2018
The Happy Clam — Feb. 5, 2018
Upon realizing the emergency evacuation was in effect, he grabbed both Macbooks and dashed for higher ground.

The Happy Clam — Feb. 2, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Feb 2, 2018
Upon realizing the emergency evacuation was in effect, he grabbed both Macbooks and dashed for higher ground.
When the off-island cops are here.

The Happy Clam — Jan. 19, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jan 19, 2018
When the off-island cops are here.
“Just a trim please.”

The Happy Clam — Jan. 12, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jan 12, 2018
“Just a trim please.”
The Happy Clam — January 5, 2018

The Happy Clam — January 5, 2018

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jan 5, 2018
The Happy Clam — January 5, 2018

The Happy Clam — Dec. 22, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Dec 22, 2017
“In the blue corner, we have Productivity.                                 And in the red corner, Sweatpants.                                 Llllllllet’s get ready to rrrumble!”

The Happy Clam — December 15, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Dec 15, 2017
“In the blue corner, we have Productivity.                                 And in the red corner, Sweatpants.                                 Llllllllet’s get ready to rrrumble!”
“The hotsprings have been getting rather busy lately.”

The Happy Clam — Dec. 8, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Dec 8, 2017
“The hotsprings have been getting rather busy lately.”
“Kids, we are moving out. I want you two to be raised on jazz just like your old man.”

The Happy Clam — November 24, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Nov 24, 2017
“Kids, we are moving out. I want you two to be raised on jazz just like your old man.”
“Self portrait,” by Marcus Alexander

The Happy Clam — November 17, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Nov 17, 2017
“Self portrait,” by Marcus Alexander
Coastal lineups.

The Happy Clam — November 10, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Nov 10, 2017
Coastal lineups.
“Now the sole ruler of his bog domain, he was once a mere semester student.”

The Happy Clam — Oct. 22, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Oct 27, 2017
“Now the sole ruler of his bog domain, he was once a mere semester student.”
“Put down the coho and take out your freshwater licence.”

The Happy Clam — Oct. 20, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Oct 20, 2017
“Put down the coho and take out your freshwater licence.”
“Do you mind putting down a coaster? Those are my good pallets.”

The Happy Clam — Oct. 13, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Oct 13, 2017
“Do you mind putting down a coaster? Those are my good pallets.”
“I’m Bearchelor No. 1, and my perfect first date would be to eat a bunch of skunk cabbage and then poop on the road together.”

The Happy Clam — Sept. 29, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Sep 29, 2017
“I’m Bearchelor No. 1, and my perfect first date would be to eat a bunch of skunk cabbage and then poop on the road together.”
“Fish on!”

The Happy Clam — Sept. 22, 2007

By Marcus Alexander

  • Sep 22, 2017
“Fish on!”
The Happy Clam — Sept. 15, 2017

The Happy Clam — Sept. 15, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Sep 15, 2017
The Happy Clam — Sept. 15, 2017
“So happy to sting you!”

The Happy Clam — Sept. 8, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Sep 8, 2017
“So happy to sting you!”
The Shrinkbot 3000 has been specifically programmed to console humans who have lost their jobs to recent advances in technology.

The Happy Clam — Sept. 1, 2017

By Marcus Alexander Haida Gwaii Observer

  • Sep 1, 2017
The Shrinkbot 3000 has been specifically programmed to console humans who have lost their jobs to recent advances in technology.
The Happy Clam — August 18, 2017

The Happy Clam — August 18, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Aug 18, 2017
The Happy Clam — August 18, 2017