The Happy Clam

“Well, there he is again Brenda… If you like him so much, why don’t you ask for his shell phone number?”                                (Thanks Tiffany Scholey for the killer caption!)

The Happy Clam — March 17, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Mar 17, 2017
“Well, there he is again Brenda… If you like him so much, why don’t you ask for his shell phone number?”                                (Thanks Tiffany Scholey for the killer caption!)
“Baby I swear, last spring was a one-time thing. I’ll never leave you again!”

The Happy Clam — March 10, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Mar 10, 2017
“Baby I swear, last spring was a one-time thing. I’ll never leave you again!”
”Fellas c’mon, don’t take it personal. I just think it would be good for us to start seeing other people.”

The Happy Clam — March 3, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Mar 3, 2017
”Fellas c’mon, don’t take it personal. I just think it would be good for us to start seeing other people.”
“Hey, just what do you think you’re doing? These trees are thousands of years old. You’re going to need a bigger chainsaw.”

The Happy Clam — February 17, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Feb 17, 2017
“Hey, just what do you think you’re doing? These trees are thousands of years old. You’re going to need a bigger chainsaw.”
The Happy Clam — February 10, 2017

The Happy Clam — February 10, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Feb 10, 2017
The Happy Clam — February 10, 2017
The Happy Clam — February 3, 2017

The Happy Clam — February 3, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

The Happy Clam — February 3, 2017
”Trust me honey, it’s going to pay for itself in no time.”

The Happy Clam — January 27, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jan 27, 2017
”Trust me honey, it’s going to pay for itself in no time.”
“Sullivan! You old sandbagger, I haven’t seen you since last year!”

The Happy Clam — January 20, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jan 20, 2017
“Sullivan! You old sandbagger, I haven’t seen you since last year!”
“Using the door from the ship’s onboard latrine, I dropped in on a most gnarly peeler on my starboard side. I recorded a radical barrel ride which was previously unprecedented.”                                Signed, George Mercer Dawson

The Happy Clam — January 13, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

  • Jan 13, 2017
“Using the door from the ship’s onboard latrine, I dropped in on a most gnarly peeler on my starboard side. I recorded a radical barrel ride which was previously unprecedented.”                                Signed, George Mercer Dawson
The Happy Clam — January 6, 2017

The Happy Clam — January 6, 2017

By Marcus Alexander

The Happy Clam — January 6, 2017